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GO AWAY.

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( Total asshole. Not a social person. Collect bottle caps. )

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10/14/2011 20:13:06

So, since I left off, the day of my birthday, I decided to go to that all-nighter bullshit to hopefully do some work for a class that I critically did not care about, but instead found myself sleeping in the lab and taking a riveting walk to Burger King while being involved with an operation of a water balloon fight.

Fact: there are no adults at art school, just large children, some mildly retarded.

I was also supposed to have an online “date” with someone I met on OkCupid, but seeing that I was going to go get half naked to fill some water balloons in the back of someone’s truck, which was covered in tarp to fill it with water (yes, it is exactly what you are thinking), on top of that my phone was dead due to my negligence, he seemed to be a bit PO’d about my lack of responses, and while I did give him a four star rating in the QuickMatch, I truly do not give a flying fuck.

I hope someone here finds my writing as riveting as I do (Except for you, Michael). Because it’s nothing but srsbsns here.

While the water balloon fight was the most exciting social moment since I moved out of student housing over a year ago, I seriously thought that my night was over and was just waiting for the breakfast just to find out that Deacon wasn’t going to show up to make them. Quite disappointing indeed.

And so the story continues.

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